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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Akiva Lane
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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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