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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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