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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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