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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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