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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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