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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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