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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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