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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Akiva Lane
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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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