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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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