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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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