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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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