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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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