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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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