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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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