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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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