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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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