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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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