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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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