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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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