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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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