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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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