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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

1895

What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

1918

How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

1956