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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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