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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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