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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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