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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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