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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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