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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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