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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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