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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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