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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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