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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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