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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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An elevator pitch.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's luna sea.

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