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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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A square not.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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