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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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A square not.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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