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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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