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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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A swimming pool table.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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