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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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It's a lap top.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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