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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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