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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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