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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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A square not.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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