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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's luna sea.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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