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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's luna sea.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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