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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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