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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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A swimming pool table.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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