Pictures:

What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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