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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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