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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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A square not.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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