Pictures:

Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

3014
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

2744
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

2886
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

2887
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

2567
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

2903
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

2701
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

2856
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

2689
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

2891
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

2713
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

2888