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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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