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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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