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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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