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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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