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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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