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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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