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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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