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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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