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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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