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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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