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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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