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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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