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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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