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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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