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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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