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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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