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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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