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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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