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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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