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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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