Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

1278
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

334
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

221
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

707
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

1115
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

422
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

77
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

1095
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

1793
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

315
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

2562
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

1003