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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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