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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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