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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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