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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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