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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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