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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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A son of a gun.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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