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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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