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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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