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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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