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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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