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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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