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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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