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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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