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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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