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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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