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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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