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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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