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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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