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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001